Joe's Jottings

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-20

  • Can I ask our senior politicians to leave the past behind them and get on with teh future? Just a thought? #
  • Off to church! #
  • Social media is simply 'there' for people to use however they want - STOP PREACHING! http://j.mp/9IJ776 #
  • #cmr kept up the pressure right to the end and looked really pissed off to lose. Are you watching, Mr Rooney? #end #worldcup #
  • #pandorica - always thought that the worst thing in the Universe was Baldrick's Trousers....so....is #drwho actually pants? :-) #
  • Obama is becoming a little bit il-liberal these days...Internet kill switch? http://is.gd/cVwQn #fb #
  • BP response to oil spill...from cats. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt617zYAbng&feature=youtube_gdata #
  • Oooh....Ice Station Zebra - one of my favourite films! #
  • As Comic Book Man might say....Worst. England. Game. Ever. #worldcup #eng (OK...maybe not QUITE ever....) #
  • #englandfilms Field of Dreams #
  • #Eng players are privileged young men - if they find things tough, maybe they could swap with less privileged young men in Afghanistan? #
  • Capello accused by a pundit of wielding too much of a rod of iron. Oh dear...I thought we had men there, not whiney little children....#eng #
  • RT @Chance4321: RT @VizTopTips: ENGLAND, avoid ITV-HD from missing your goals with an ad break by not scoring any. /via @capricorn_one #
  • RT @JimSymonds: James Corden next? Just when you think youve hit the bottom... #
  • "if anyone can cheer you after that performance, it's James Corden" - ITV commentator. Shall I kill myself now, then? #worldcup #eng #
  • So...as well as being stodgy and looking unfit, Rooney throws a strop at the fans. PLAY BETTER, YOU TIT! #worldcup #eng #fb #
  • LOST in South Africa - the mojo of the entire England team. Taken from us too soon. #worldcup #eng #
  • The pain I'm experiencing from a nasty dental abscess is nothing to that I'm experiencing watching England... #worldcup #eng #
  • England excuse 159 - the other team were in camoflage and we kept running in to 'em. #worldcup #eng #
  • We've had 'pally' managers; 'professional' managers; neither style works with players that don't give a shit. #eng #worldcup #
  • Capello prepares to send himself on to show how to run... #worldcup #
  • John Terry - save that sort of sloppiness for your off-pitch shenanigans... #worldcup #eng #
  • Itv commentary team - stop making excuses for the lazy, sluggish and uncaring England team. #worldcup #eng #
  • At the moment England would be hard pressed to beat the 'Retired Priests' team from 'Father Ted' #worldcup #
  • Already commentators starting to criticise Capello....or maybe players can't be arsed? #worldcup #eng #
  • OK....can we expect an 'Angry Hitler comments on England performance" video soon, please? #worldcup #
  • Rooney "I don't understand it, boss. We've been taking shots like that against Rob green all day and EVERY ONE went in!" #worldcup #
  • Whilst it's essential that BP cough up and pay for the damage, how much of the attitude of the investigation is due to elections? #
  • I have ALWAYS said that back, sack and crack is dangerous for any sane man to contemplate - PROOF!! http://is.gd/cT7AU #fb #
  • Am I alone in finding it lovely when players cry when their National Anthems are played? Brings a lump to my throat. #worldcup #
  • #sheffield - what's this I hear about Gove and Cable visiting Sheffield Peace Gardens next Thursday? Any news, peeps? #
  • Hitler, his surround sound TV and the #vuvuzuelas ... http://is.gd/cT7a9 #
  • Are we about to see 'Lethal Weapon' scene in which Mel Gibson, gets a mouthful of petrol, says 'Yuck, Exxon', get re-dubbed to 'Yuck, BP'? #
  • The bloke from Texas seems more an apologist for Big Oil than a Government representative.... #
  • For those who hate the current government; what are you doing to help YOUR community through these times? #
  • To those who claim Thatcher didn't cut public spending - bullshit. You're either young, of poor memory or from an alternate 1980s. #
  • One for the Apple fanbois...http://tinyurl.com/3872eb7 #
  • Beautiful day - on train to Harrogate! #
  • Excellent! Via @guardiantech: Residents are increasingly setting up their own 'hyperlocal' websites – http://bit.ly/boBSf9 #
  • #lessmachofilms Throne of Wood #
  • #lessmachofilms Knitting Club #
  • #lessmachofilms Conan the Vegetarian #
  • Hmmmm....Twitter seems to be keen to repeat this morning! #
  • One of the great vuvuzela soloists, Police Constable Fred Johnson, was squished when he was mistaken for a bluebottle. #vuvuzelafacts #
  • A vuvuzela can be used to spit a chewed up ball of paper 100 meters... #vuvuzelafacts #
  • The vuvuzela was used by the Israelites to bring down the walls of Jericho...#vuvuzelafacts #
  • Under company law, are handguns allowed in board meetings? #
  • I believe it's called satire.... sigh..... RT @MyEbisu: Music industry lobbyist calls for death penalty for piracy http://ow.ly/17JeyE #
  • The BBC is not a sacred cow - I use BBC provided services MUCH less these days. Make the BBC more responsive. #savetheBBC #
  • Whilst being broadly supportive of the BBC, I'd like to have more say in how my license is spent. http://is.gd/cOBaM #
  • UK Debt almost tripled between Oct.2000 and Feb 2010 - way to go Gordon. http://is.gd/cOB7f #
  • Feeling pretty much back to normal today - got stuff to do, people to see, things to catch up on! #
  • Thank God I deal with the other 2/3rds.... RT @writer_sheri: One-Third of Twitter Users Talk Brands http://bit.ly/bbjdDW (eMarketer) #
  • RT @KatTansey: Just wondering if we spent as much time figuring out how to reduce our own consumption of oil as we do ranting..... #

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