Joe's Jottings

• Good impromptu meeting at Hillsborough Forum – now on with errands! #fb #

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• British Government find WMD – Wedding of Mass Distraction. Do anything today except celebrate #royalwedding #

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• Seeking #php #net #javascript freelance work. Dm for rates, experience. #
• Seeking #php #net freelance work – also strong javascript, html5, sql server, mysql #fb #
• Fuck me – tsunami warning for US west coast. Prayers for my friends out there that it doesn't hit. #
• With so many cops, and security, why don't I feel comfortable? #sheffield #fb #
• Serious numbers of private security at city centre banks and shops, inc Barclays. #sheffield #fb #
• Not just police in Sheffield – shops running door security as well. #fb #
• I am breaking the law by saying 'Fred Goodwin is a banker'. Kafka eat your heart out. #fb #
• Approaching Harrogate – beautiful day! #fb #
• If I get to make future visits here – bring thermos! #fb #
• On my way to Saltaire – beautiful day! #

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• #stallman – have said for years that his zealotry excludes a lot of folks from OS involvement. #
• Should I worry that the bus driver is talking to himself… #fb #
• Re. #localism fail @juliandobson – what if Camden decision politically motivated? in reply to juliandobson #
• Good site visit with bill paid by Tuesday! A definite, if small, win! #fb #
• Looking forward to iPad 2 so I can pick up some second hand iPad 1 s…. #
• RT @bebackedup: Get files from PC to iPad without iTunes, using your BeBackedUp Account. http://blog.bebackedup.co.uk/?p=22 #
• Given JP Morgan's interest in buying a chunk of Twitter, anyone think we should be starting to build an alternative? #
• Northern Rock are to re-introduce 90% Mortgages. The fucking audacity and arrogance of these wankers to consider this at this time. #
• The Tories ARE in power, @Sinjy – LDs are just validating them. Unimpressed, I'm afraid. in reply to Sinjy #
• Nah..had at least 2 others comment. @Sinjy LibDems have sold this country down the river to get this AV vote; not worth it. in reply to Sinjy #
• Am I the only person who thinks the whole #AV issue is an irrelevant diversion from the mess we're in at this time? #

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• 'Homer' #Clegg forgets he's running country. In Simpsons story Homer commands submarine and his excuse is 'It was my first day on the job.." #
• #Sheffield big THANK YOU to Hair By Xmas, Broomhill for giving my Goddaughter a FREE new 'do' after she had hair removed for hospital tests. #
• Gobsmacked that atheists make capital out of CC Earthquake. Folks need to get understanding of Christianity beyond that of 10 year old. #fb #
• Ummmm….Gadaffi doesn't seem to be in total control of his country OR his train of thought right now… #fb #
• RT @Chance4321: Tunisia,Egypt,Bahrain,Libya,Kuwait,Jordan all kicking off. UN Peace envoy for the middle east is Tony blair – surprised ? #
• RT @iyad_elbaghdadi: Reuters just confirmed earlier tweets about #Libya army special brigade joining the people and liberating #Benghazi #
• RT @StarSparkle_UK: RT @CMarPA: 15yr old blind senior kitty abandoned!!! To be Destroyed today 2/20 http://on.fb.me/gC5Lfj #New #York #

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• So…weapons sold to Bahrain in 2009…New Labour, what a surprise. Just thought I'd mention it before it all gets blamed on Coalition. #
• Still think 'The Guardian' is relevant to most of us? I bring you this – restaurants who advise which salt to use. http://is.gd/moRW8P #fb #
• Heresy time…what will people actually DO with 40Mb Broadband? Given food poverty, is this to keep us quiet and off the streets? #
• Alternatively – are Govt U-turns indicative that Tory Grandees have suggested to Govt. that revolution is a bad idea? #
• To @Ed_Miliband re. U-turns on forests & housing benefit show gov't incompetent. Or maybe they're listening? More than NewLab did. in reply to Ed_Miliband #
• RT @UKPovertyPost: Food poverty on the rise among working people as austerity Britain hits home: http://bit.ly/eXdifF < watch #c4news … #
• RT @AbiNielsen: RT @mysociety: We are seeking help seeking female coders: http://bit.ly/gTlV1w All help really appreciated #
• via @iaindale: Absolutely staggered that we're still giving aid to India, a country which has its own space programme. £300m this year. #
• Kym's a good egg!! RT @Kym1982: Looking for job opportunites in #Sheffield connected with marketing, media, networking….can anyone help? #
• RT @leashless: RT @monstris: Protests schedule: Bahrain #feb14 Libya #feb17 Algeria #feb19 Morocco #feb20 Cameroon #feb23 Kuwait #Mar8 #

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• re. interns for Bankers going to Tories – same in ALL industries – including creative – it's who you know. Get real, people. It happens. #
• RT @bebackedup: Why a bad backup's worse than no backup at all…we explain at the BeBackedUp Blog – http://blog.bebackedup.co.uk/?p=11 #
• Urgent Sheffield contract requirement – HTML5 / Javascript / Canvas Object and knowledge of graphic file formats. DM me for details. #
• Urgently required – JavaScript / HTML5 for Canvas based graphics proj. Knowledge of graphics file formats a +. DM for details. #
• #sheffield Urgently required – JavaScript / HTML5 for Canvas based graphics proj. Knowledge of graphics file formats a +. DM for details. #
• RT @bilbobaggins2k: RT @Classifeeds: ?Sharm El Sheikh 'n' vac and put the freshness back, guaranteed to clean up after Mu-ba-rak? #
• Does anyone know when #Fringe starts again on #Sky1 Having withdrawal symptoms here!! #
• …false idea of safety is a bad one. #
• RT @Fraser3008: Seeking businesses looking for funding either loan or equity I have £1.5 million fund available. fraserhenry@btinternet.com #
• Never trust a cat-teaser….RT @DavidAllenGreen: From @helenlewis, how Julian Assange actually enjoys tormenting cats: http://bit.ly/dUpKia #
• Windows / Nokia collaboration – got to be good! #
• #Mubarak #Egypt – will depend upon how the military from Captain's down decide their loyalties – all up for grabs. #
• #egypt – heading for a Prague Spring moment…will the people carry the day or will the military save #Mubarak #039;s arse? #
• #Mubarak – longest political suicide note since the 1983 Labour Party Manifesto…expecting tanks in the studio any time now! #
• Prolonged use of hair dye clearly fucks up the brain…#mubarak There will be bloodshed if he doesn't go now. #
• And on that – I need to go, eat, and work. #
• Will last lines of Mubarak's speech be 'So long, and thanks for all the dosh, I'm out of here!' #
• Writing Help pages for products is a tedious but necessary evil…. #
• Commons voted against giving prisoners vote. Excellent news. If people breach the social contract, why should they have the vote? #
• RT @StarSparkle_UK: RT @CatFoodBreath: A heart that loves a cat is always young. #
• Hi @saulcozens IPSV? Isn't that what we used to call 'English'? in reply to saulcozens #
• Sheffield mini cab drivers are like vicars – they help you get closer to God…but by trying to kill you. #
• Re. Andres Stunell being human shield for Eric Pickles – @jamesgraham , @StarSparkle_UK – he must be a BIG man… in reply to StarSparkle_UK #
• RT @twuncut: can I blag a RT? Tunbridge Wells Uncut need a graphic artist to design a "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" graphic. #
• RT @lostrelics: Sole looter who made it into Egyptian museum was arrested next to a statue of Sekhmet – Goddess of protection. #
• Having fun getting our new startup – @bebackedup – out there. We have paying customers! Exciting times! #
• Tuesday has landed….or rather it landed on me in the form of both our cats who visited simultaneously at 5-30…. #
• More poor sf from BBC. @Wendy_Wells #outcasts is so poor compared to the old series Earth 2 that had similar scenario. in reply to Wendy_Wells #
• Well, off I go into startup land again with http://www.bebackedup.co.uk – or follow us @bebackedup #

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• Off to Church! #
• RT @esmerael: Missing Cat in Hillsborough/Walkley area of Sheffield. Loved and missed. Please take a look and RT. http://twitpic.com/3o4eyq #
• D'OH!!! RT @bilbobaggins2k: RT @Dave_Plummer: Bloody hell, there really are KitKats in the #Netrootsuk lunch bags. Might seem trivial but .. #
• RT @davidallengreen: Instead the State, and your Labour government, sought to undermine/censor/intercept/store social media use. #Netrootsuk #
• RT @davidallengreen: Dear socialists at #Netrootsuk all the social media you are celebrating was provided by private enterprise – not state #
• Who will write a modern 'Nebraska' for a new recession? #
• Groupon problems? via @dkberman: How to lose money, fast. A Groupon merchant's experience from hell. http://on.wsj.com/fvpKtM #
• Headbangers on left going on about Clegg's Russian aristocrat ancestors killing millions of subjects…like Stalin and Mao, then? Idiots. #
• #uksnow S6 2/10 – very fine, almost sleet / drizzle. Fingers crossed! #
• #uksnow s6 2/10 – now fine snow / sleet? Still settled. #
• RT @StarSparkle_UK: RT @MercuryTaxis: Roads around Crookes, Crosspool, Walkley, Fulwood, Lodge Moor, Ranmoor and Ecclesall very poor #
• #uksnow S6 5/10 – slight improvement. #
• RT @SCCPressOffice: Check out @TravelSYorks for all bus service disruption #
• The remains of last night's treacle pudding and custard make a fine winter breakfast… #fb #
• #uksnow S6 7/10 #
• RT cllr_mikeharris: ironic that I've been asked to provide passport or driving licence to attend Clegg's speech on evils of ID cards #
• I had dreams last night in which I dreamt I woke up and wrote down details of my dreams…then realised I was still dreaming. SIX TIMES! #
• Oh Twitter spammers, how you pathetic search algorithms fail you. I took the piss out of 'Big Pharma' and am now followed by a Pharma co. #
• Hi @PeterPannier Possibly older 'traditional' voters, maybe Muslim vote and other 'faith' vote could fail. @StarSparkle_UK @guidofawkes in reply to PeterPannier #
• RT @Marthalanefox: RT @ameliagentleman: Vanity Fair on the Guardian, Assange and Wikileaks http://bit.ly/ftSmMy #
• So…tamiflu stocks will be used – they needed to whip up panic in last month, now use and replace drugs. Big pharmacy must be happy! #
• FFS – Sky News are already discussing the minutiae of the Royal Wedding. Will to live slipping…slipping…. #fb #
• I'm embarrassed to say that when I hear fellow software developers talking theory, I'm feel as dumb as a slab of concrete…. #fb #
• RT @leashless: RT @askpang: Thoughtful piece about "the girl effect" in development thinking: http://icio.us/F94Pjo #
• Sigh…always OUR fault…..RT @guardiantech: How the Facebook generation keeps people poor | Jonathan Glennie http://bit.ly/dZyfk1 #
• RT @lostrelics: When we start taking words out of history in the name of PC we only give light to them, we make them more offensive. #
• Tell me about 4N Hillsborough – I'm a Trustee / Director of Hillsborough Forum… #
• OK – time to hit 2011 around the head and dooooo IT! #
• I have become a feline chef – poached prawns, rice and turkey for older recuperating cat. Might eat it myself… #fb #

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• Off to church! #fb #
• Happy New Year to all! #
• scurvy was reported in uk in 2009 – NuLab legacy, I'm afraid. @thesocialistway in reply to thesocialistway #
• Number 1 Twitter Don't for me – Don't tell me how to use Twitter. I'll be polite and play nice. Shoudl be enough. @TweetSmarter in reply to TweetSmarter #
• So, tell me Crystal, what first attracted you to world-famous, octogenenarian multi-millionaire Hugh Heffner? #
• Re. Assange getting $1.3 for autobiography – I trust we'll be able to inspect his bank statements and see what he spends it on? No? #
• Gove / Bookstart – feels like the BBC threats to cut Radio 6 and final 'people power' reprieve. What's happening elsewhere? #
• Booktrust – at the risk of getting stoned, is this scheme REALLY that important? Willing to be convinced. #booktrust #
• RT @iosefward: RT @edyong209: 2011 mission: breed extremophile bacteria that survives only on Dettol. Just to piss off Dettol. #

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• Off to Church! #
• Another old classic – 'Carry on Screaming' – hard to beat! 'Frying tonight!' #
• Apparently people getting iPads for Christmas? Clearly more money around this economy than I'm seeing… #
• Christmas Dr Who – some good ideas but the shark has been pole-vaulted…. #fb #
• Back from Church – Merry Christmas everyone and God bless us, everyone! #
• Morecambe, Wise and Previn – brilliant comedy from gentle men. #
• Still feeling slightly bleurgh today – muscle aches mainly. Expect grumpiness. #
• Sigh…another reason why Patent Law in the US sucks and why we should take care not to see it in UK / EU. http://is.gd/jmen3 #
• via @Leeallens: http://bit.ly/eKJDB2 Maybe on both sides of Atlantic we need to stop traveling so much until common sense reigns? #
• RT @kennyellaway: im testing out a radio station, click http://edgeradio.listen2myradio.com/ and let me know what you thing #
• #Assange lawyers complain of document leak. http://is.gd/j3Tpx This was bought to you by the Robot Hell Ironic Punishments Division… #
• Days like this I wish my thyroid was a bit over-active again….like having a nuclear reactor running inside! (PS – God, only kidding!!) #
• RT @icpchad: @StarSparkle_UK TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2010 Wiki-Stinks of Cointelpro #WikiLeaks http://bit.ly/hSGbCR #
• Damn right there! RT @icpchad: Don't lose any sleep over Assange…the machine pays him well to play his part is this pathetic little drama. #

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