Over the last few days there’s been some very strange stories emerging and then submerging again in the UK Media – the General Election has made the silly season come early this years. One story about a prospective Tory candidate has been apparently blocked with a gagging order, and another story about a possible car bomb in the Aldgate area of London fell off the radar. Combine that with military ‘Chinook’ helicopters being seen operating in the vicinity of 7 or 8 towns and cities in Britain (whether the helicopters were black or not I’m not sure) and we have a very panicky media right now.
A story that seems to be pretty popular right now is that on Friday morning, whether or not he wins an outright majority or not, David Cameron will go to the palace, tell the Queen he’s forming a Government and basically trot back to Downing Street and demand Gordon Brown vacates the premises. The various posts / Tweets / etc. are best seen here. Whether Downing Street will be emptied with the aid of a team of crack chinless wonders from Conservative Central Office, or whether Brown would tell Cameron to bugger off is debatable.
Just how likely is this to happen – to be honest, I very much doubt it’s likely to happen at all. To me it sounds like a good ol’ bit of Labour FUD – Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. If you don’t vote us in, the Tories will take over by the back door, so give us your votes. This from the Government who have:
- Remove Habeus Corpus from the statute books for certain crimes.
- Gone to war on some very dodgy legal grounds.
- Introduced a series of laws that have repeatedly eroded our civil liberties.
Of course, something like this would put the Queen in a rather bad position – were she to be asked to allow Clegg or Cameron to form a Government before Gordon Brown admitted defeat – even if he were leading a minority party – it would put her in the insidious position of being asked to support the new boy against Labour or Labour against the new boy – not at all a good place to be.
It’s times like this that I wish we had a written Constitution in this country and a Head of State of some sort to apply it. As it is, we’re going to be relying on common sense on Friday morning to see us through the next few days, as I believe a hung Parliament is almost inevitable.